Sex Exercise

[BennyK]

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until

now nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" to which we are proud to present the results.

 

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:

With her consent....................... 12 Calories

Without her consent.................... 187 Calories

 

OPENING HER BRA:

With both hands........................ 8 Calories

With one hand.......................... 12 Calories

With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

 

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:

With an erection....................... 6 Calories

Without an erection.................... 315 Calories

 

PRELIMINARIES:

Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories

Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

 

POSITIONS:

Missionary............................. 12 Calories

69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories

69 standing up......................... 112 Calories

Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories

Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories

Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

 

ORGASMING:

Real................................... 112 Calories

False.................................. 315 Calories

 

POST ORGASM:

Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories

Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories

Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

 

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:

If you are:

20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories

30-39 years............................ 80 Calories

40-49 years............................ 124 Calories

50-59 years............................ 972 Calories

60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories

70 and over............................ Results are still pending

 

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:

Calmly................................. 32 Calories

In a hurry............................. 98 Calories

With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories

With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories

[the_bitch]

too bad ur a virgin...and masterbation only consumes 16 cals

[Mike]

too bad ur a virgin...and masterbation only consumes 16 cals

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[etru_scan]

Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

 

OOOOOOOOOK. I couldn't leave this one alone.

 

Representing at least a *decent* percentage of FNF's red-hot-blooded Itallian contingent, i have to admit i've never heard of this one. Someone ppplllleeeaaassseee enlighten me, for my GF's sake.. She's not going to get *any* sleep if i have to go around with the nagging thought that there's a position out there that i've never heard of, the poor thing.. http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_mf_boff.gif

 

 

anyone ?? I can only imagine this has got to involve hanging from something.. by somewhere.. and spinning, maybe..

 

!?

[BennyK]

I'm not bitch http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_wink.png

[Merlin]

What id there is more than 2 participents?

 

Times everything by 2?

or would it be an exponential calculation?

[Guest Charlie]

OMGhi2U sex exercise!!! lolz http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_huh.png