etru_scan Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 aw man http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_smile.png *cough* Ok.. Granted, but.. wait.. didnt we do this one !? Granted but the god misunderstand and you become THE number one geologist on the planet. Skinny pale nerdy chicks with glasses swoon over you wherver you go, and geotech engineers everywhere constantly ask you to sign their rock hammers and give you high fives and say ' nice stones, man! ' ... I wish i could eat without gaining any weight ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berzerker Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Granted but then you turn into me..... Ok Seriously, Granted but in order not to gain any weight your body doesnt get nourishment from the food you eat and the reverse effect happens leaving you to slowly wither away with every mouthfull. I wish I had a PlayStation3 already. Berz out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etru_scan Posted April 3, 2006 Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Yea, protein poisioning ! Know all about it. uh, GRanted ! Exactly as you wish. You have a PS3. And no games. btw - THIS is the game im more excited about than KZ3 or MGS4 - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6V0TC6kaks&search=motorstorm It will blow your mind. It's a shaky cam vid, but it shows you what insanity lies in store for PS3 owners. I wish everyone i met turned into a nicer, better version of who they already were. ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berzerker Posted April 3, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 3, 2006 Granted but everyone becomes pacifists and all shooting and violent games are taken off the market for their graphic portrayals of war. We are left playing 3D Scrabble on 1337 gaming systems. I wish my GF would give me head WHENEVER I wanted it. Berz out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
72_1629169713 Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Granted, however she becomes a mass murderer as she severs the heads of animals and people and give them to you on a hourly basis. I wish my chair didnt squeek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coelacanth Posted April 4, 2006 Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Granted, however the oil you applied to your chair to stop the squeaking is corrosive and the chair breaks while you're sitting on it and the base impales you, the proctologist spends 8 hours removing the chair base from your ass and you now will have to permanently use a colostomy bag which pretty much removes any chance of ever getting laid again, cause really, who wants to fuck a guy with a bag of shit taped to his leg? I wish my farts didn't smell like death so I could just let em rip at work, or during sex, or whenever!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berzerker Posted April 4, 2006 Author Report Share Posted April 4, 2006 Granted but the only reason your chair doesnt squeek is because you dont have one and you have sit on the floor. I wish I could experience a Toku Bomb again in our LEET FNF SERVER!! GET IN THERE AND PLAY FUCKERS. Berz out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bitch Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 granted your farts smell great, even pretty, but you like it too much, you forced one one day while getting it on with keira knightly to impress her with your rose fluff scent and severely pooped urself....and lost her forever granted, but EB was the servers admin and he read this post and banned you from the server for swearing just after toku stabbed you, and you didnt et the chance to retaliate I wishI had more time off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaderOnIce Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Granted. Unfortunately, it means you end up homeless, selling that pale ass for dollar pizzas downtown. I wish I could play more cs with Christie when she's drunk cause she starts singing and then I can sing showtunes and blame it on her and not feel very ghey about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bitch Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 granted but Christie gets a record deal off your voice and all she buys you is dollar slices from DT I wish I could type faster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etru_scan Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Granted, but then you'd wanna type better, too, and you know.. you cant always get what u wa-ant ! I wish I had a raygun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
72_1629169713 Posted April 5, 2006 Report Share Posted April 5, 2006 Granted, but then you'd wanna type better, too, and you know.. you cant always get what u wa-ant ! I wish I had a raygun. Granted. But who really needs a gun that produces clones of Ray Charles. Even though its kinda neat. I wish my bones where on the outside of my body. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bitch Posted April 6, 2006 Report Share Posted April 6, 2006 but then you'd have to molt when you grew and you'd be vulnerable to predators and desication I wish I could program my dreams better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etru_scan Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Granted ! But then you become so used to having what you want in dreamland, RL becomes a bigger and bigger hassle to the point that you rather just dream it than achieve it, and all you see or seem becomes a dream within a dream. I wish I had winamp installed in my BRAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Posted April 7, 2006 Report Share Posted April 7, 2006 Granted, but because your brain is so tiny the only functionality it has is to play the demo song over and over and over and over again. I wish my Crue tickets for tomorrow night were row 4 again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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