Waderade Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 The best joke ive ever pulled was a couple weeks ago, me and my buddy took some broken glass and put it on my buddys seat and around the outside of his window, we rolled up the window all the way. so my friend came back and was pissed, so he went home and taped up the window and a week later after driving around with a taped window for a week he went to the mechanic to get the window replaced. the mechanic looked at him funny and said " uhh its just rolled down " it was really funny when he told us. see if u can top it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DmC Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 Thats nothing. I have a friend named Blue (im sure you'll see him around in the forums or server) anywho, he was being a dink one time and i figured it was time to get him back. Soooo We had some chocolate cake at the house and i quickly ran to the store and bought some Ex-lax. I melted 9 chunks (Pls note ONLY 1 chunk per 2 weeks) and smeared ( NINE CHUNKS !!! )of it all over the top layer of the cake. I then heated that peice and another at the same time and took them into his room, making sure I knew which one was which. The next day he comes home from school (The U of A in Edmonton) and I say to him. "Whats the matter dood, you look alittle funny today" And he's like "I dont know, I just been poopin like really REALLY bad. I couldnt do anything" "Every 3 mins I had to go, and it came out like water." Meanwhile Im doing the best i can trying not to bust a gut right there infront of him, knowing that as soon as I laugh he'll know I did something. AHAHAHAHAH Me and Beotch laughed for a good hour while he kept going to take a poop. lololol Poor bastard. ps Dont mess with the *ninja !!! DmC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiend Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 lol thats horible imana try it. smrf will NEVER turn down a chocolate cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DmC Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 ROFL @ Fiend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bitch Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 I havent done this bbecause its sooo mean, but my dad lives with 4 woman. My step mom, My Sister and 2 Step sisters All of age to have babies. I think it would be funny taking a pregnancy test, painting the tip blue and leaving it in the bathroom, so that no one knows who it belongs to and they are all lookinmg at eachother, and all my dad can do is be like WTF!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 damn...i remember that...i'll never take chocolate cake from anybody without inspecting it first and making them take a bite....never ever again.... http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_huh.png easily one of the most horrible two days of my life http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_mf_pain.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeoTcH Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 dont forget the walk home squeezing his ass cheeks for 4 blocks but whats even funnier is the hotty dale brought home one night ......... http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_buttrock.gif Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DmC Posted September 17, 2004 Report Share Posted September 17, 2004 ROFL I have the pics to prove it !!! LOLOLOLOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeoTcH Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 err...blue here...uhh sonofa....err damn...pics???? i dun know what they're talking about...uhhh...damn.....to all the youngins out there, don't get drunk, bring home skanks and then let your roomates take pics, ever, ever. uh, thats my life lesson for today Blue Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waderade Posted September 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Ex lax jokes are good and all, but there too commericial, there used way to much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tekmo Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Ex lax jokes are good and all, but there too commericial, there used way to much. Not unless you're original and use it on a teacher / boss / etc. Someone who would really bring humour out of the joke =D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waderade Posted September 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 in gr 8 again we gave my teacher who was around 80 or so viagra, it was really disgusting, do not try it. it started out as a joke, it ended up as a nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 in gr 8 again we gave my teacher who was around 80 or so viagra, it was really disgusting, do not try it. it started out as a joke, it ended up as a nightmare. http://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_blink.pnghttp://www.fnfclan.com/uploads/uploads/emoticons/default_cryingsmiley.gif :ugh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colossus Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 ROFL My brother had a known E dealer sell a pill of Viagra to this guy we know as if he was our own brother. The guy was like oh em gee I feel so horny and sensual. He came over later and was like wow i thought this stuff makes you all touchy feely and stuff but all its doing is giving me the biggest stiffy. He continued to play out that he was high on extasy but really al he did was get a woody. ROFLOPAGUS ROFLCAKES PANCAKES AND ROFLES LOLERSKATES too much fun heh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireWire Posted September 18, 2004 Report Share Posted September 18, 2004 Hahahahahahahhahahaha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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