VaderOnIce Posted April 13, 2005 Report Share Posted April 13, 2005 A talk I had with the orange bong master a while back, that was almost poetic, and definitely funny. Steve : ssx0rz : says: hahaha Frank says: laugh, mr. man, but you've been with someone for YEARS Frank says: you know not of dry spells where fat puerto rican girls ask if they can buy you a drink Steve : ssx0rz : says: *shudder* Frank says: with lip hair Frank says: (shivers) Steve : ssx0rz : says: HOARF ! Steve : ssx0rz : says: good.. Frank says: and a mole somewhere on their face Steve : ssx0rz : says: (read: GOD) Frank says: but it fades in and out of the club lighting Frank says: and she says Frank says: papi. joo look ferry nise. joo want a corona? Steve : ssx0rz : says: yea, beer goggles are so dirty like that. Steve : ssx0rz : says: hahaha Frank says: and you've already had like 4 or 5 beers Frank says: and you're not sure what's going on Frank says: and your friends aren't around to wanr you Frank says: they're in a stairwell somewhere, gtting handjobs from girls claiming to be over 18 Steve : ssx0rz : says: jesus man, what a gong show Frank says: but when you ask them what their favorite college course is they say homeroom Steve : ssx0rz : says: hahaa Frank says: and the fat puerto rican girl has a gang with her, other fat lip haired women who catcall at you, saying, ay papi, we like your guarabera, and screaming at their friend, grab his cock lupe, and don't let it go Frank says: and the room spins Frank says: and the music soars Frank says: and you throw up on the girl Frank says: and you try not to laugh and smile with relief Frank says: as the chunks of salvation splatter to the floor Frank says: but you can't help it Steve : ssx0rz : says: AHhahaha.. oh man.. you gotta write that shit down an make it into a poem. This is the kinda shit that makes people come from far and wide to read on our forums, man. Frank says: hrrmm Frank says: i can do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etru_scan Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 that was so funny. .. papi. joo look ferry nise. joo want a corona? i think thats gonna be my new sig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiend Posted April 14, 2005 Report Share Posted April 14, 2005 Vader always comes up with crazy cool shit like that lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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