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Later that night the man relized that his wife was not even a women, or of the same species, he know calls her hippytotomous.
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While there he relized she could tell which numbers would come up on the roulette wheel. He now owns a roluette weel.
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While in Vegas she won the couple so much money, that the owners burly bouncers eventually came out to the table and escorted them outside the Sands. Didn't matter though, theres a million casinos in this town of sin.
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so then they went to another casino where his alien wife was again helping him win money. Soon they found themselves bored and they decided to go to a strip club....
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...at the strip club, he showed up with a hat on. The bouncer said, "hey, hey...HEY BUDDY, lose the hat!" He replied with "Oh! I can stick a 20 in her ass but I better not have a hat on while I'm doing it.".....
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...at the strip club, he showed up with a hat on. The bouncer said, "hey, hey...HEY BUDDY, lose the hat!" He replied with "Oh! I can stick a 20 in her ass but I better not have a hat on while I'm doing it.".....

And then dave chapelle stopped doing his stand up and said, DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITTES!

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