etru_scan Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 She absolutely freaked out ! She loved it so much she threw herself at him, landing on top so you could only see his legs and one hand sticking out form under her enormous persian-rug-clad bulk... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crilix Posted December 17, 2003 Report Share Posted December 17, 2003 He then found out that it was made from a rare woven material, which was worth millions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RailJr Posted January 11, 2004 Report Share Posted January 11, 2004 It was not worth millions of dollars but worth millions of doll hairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrzlnSmrf Posted March 9, 2004 Report Share Posted March 9, 2004 Later that night the man relized that his wife was not even a women, or of the same species, he know calls her hippytotomous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bitch Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 He decided this was better than any woman, because they were all money grubbing blankity blanks. He decided to take his alien bride on a trip to vegas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrzlnSmrf Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 While there he relized she could tell which numbers would come up on the roulette wheel. He now owns a roluette weel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_bitch Posted March 23, 2004 Report Share Posted March 23, 2004 While in Vegas she won the couple so much money, that the owners burly bouncers eventually came out to the table and escorted them outside the Sands. Didn't matter though, theres a million casinos in this town of sin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Charlie Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 so then they went to another casino where his alien wife was again helping him win money. Soon they found themselves bored and they decided to go to a strip club.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted April 23, 2004 Report Share Posted April 23, 2004 ...at the strip club, he showed up with a hat on. The bouncer said, "hey, hey...HEY BUDDY, lose the hat!" He replied with "Oh! I can stick a 20 in her ass but I better not have a hat on while I'm doing it."..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaN Posted July 21, 2004 Report Share Posted July 21, 2004 ...at the strip club, he showed up with a hat on. The bouncer said, "hey, hey...HEY BUDDY, lose the hat!" He replied with "Oh! I can stick a 20 in her ass but I better not have a hat on while I'm doing it."..... And then dave chapelle stopped doing his stand up and said, DAMN LOOK AT DEM TITTES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BulletToothTony Posted September 1, 2005 Report Share Posted September 1, 2005 after which chapelle smokes a doobie and ponders the meaning of white people and their unadulterated love for Wayne Brady... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrzlnSmrf Posted September 24, 2012 Report Share Posted September 24, 2012 wayne brady isnt black, at least not to white people, thats why he can make a deal, without drugs... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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