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A talk I had with the orange bong master a while back, that was almost poetic, and definitely funny.

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

hahaha

 

Frank says:

laugh, mr. man, but you've been with someone for YEARS

 

Frank says:

you know not of dry spells where fat puerto rican girls ask if they can buy you a drink

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

*shudder*

 

Frank says:

with lip hair

 

Frank says:

(shivers)

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

HOARF !

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

good..

 

Frank says:

and a mole somewhere on their face

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

(read: GOD)

 

Frank says:

but it fades in and out of the club lighting

 

Frank says:

and she says

 

Frank says:

papi. joo look ferry nise. joo want a corona?

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

yea, beer goggles are so dirty like that.

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

hahaha

 

Frank says:

and you've already had like 4 or 5 beers

 

Frank says:

and you're not sure what's going on

 

Frank says:

and your friends aren't around to wanr you

 

Frank says:

they're in a stairwell somewhere, gtting handjobs from girls claiming to be over 18

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

jesus man, what a gong show

 

Frank says:

but when you ask them what their favorite college course is they say homeroom

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

hahaa

 

Frank says:

and the fat puerto rican girl has a gang with her, other fat lip haired women who catcall at you, saying, ay papi, we like your guarabera, and screaming at their friend, grab his cock lupe, and don't let it go

 

Frank says:

and the room spins

 

Frank says:

and the music soars

 

Frank says:

and you throw up on the girl

 

Frank says:

and you try not to laugh and smile with relief

 

Frank says:

as the chunks of salvation splatter to the floor

 

Frank says:

but you can't help it

 

Steve : ssx0rz : says:

AHhahaha.. oh man.. you gotta write that shit down an make it into a poem. This is the kinda shit that makes people come from far and wide to read on our forums, man.

 

Frank says:

hrrmm

 

Frank says:

i can do that

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