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Battle #1, Vader Vs Digits


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#1 VaderOnIce

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 12:38 PM

Alright. Here it is. If I can, I'll try to make an audio file of it with a beat, but I'm still trying to fix my primary comp at home, so I do not know if it will work or not. It's giving me all kinds of problems. Digits, here's the first one. Don't take it personal. You know I love you mang.

everything is uncapitalized because i always use notepad to write lyrics and poetry. for some reason, the simplicity of notepad makes me pop.

serve 1
hi hi mr.digits, i know you'll want this lickety split
or should i call you gidget
cause you're like a flying nun with panties that don't fit.
i know i know: "this vader is a trip"
but if that thought comes out your lip
i swear i'll take this qtip
and poke you in the head till your skull rips.
i know i'm taking the eminem route here
but like the emperor spits, "you gotta rule by fear."
so lookee here dear, go get me a beer
and stop staring at my words like they's lights
and you's a deer.

#2 Digits

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Posted 08 July 2004 - 11:25 PM

This guy told me he wants to be called wigger-vader/
But the only ice that he's got is in his refrigerator/
And the only place he's got solid bars are on his windows/
Because his 'serves' are weaker then my old pinto/
Come on, Vaders a looser, I heard he gets these cravings for rooster/
So he goes huntin for cock, calls up russel simons, and he gets what he wants/
You know what, you can call them servers, but I really prefer punches/
but if there serves, then I guess im a waitor, and you don't even do brunches/
Cause I'm rolling in the serves like mcdonalds fast food chain/
What is it, 99 Billion? And unlike mcdonalds, I do it rude mang/



No vader, I don't think your a looser, it just fit lol.. I love you mf_w00t2.gif

#3 VaderOnIce

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 11:00 AM

ok, i went over the 10 line limit again. Let me know in comments section if you think anything could've been omitted.

lookee here mr pinto from 1972
i got a big red shoe review just for you
and the show's going down in your poop chute
I hope you like at least a size twenty two.
Maybe I'll toss a value meal in too.
hold up, let's stop the fast food talk
let's talk about these paintball guns (pop pop)
that make you act like they was glocks.
just make sure you watch your talk
before i tie you down behind the zed
and drag your ass around my block
till i hear your skin fall
smack the windows and the walls
and hear your bones go clop clop
and if you're quick enough, maybe you can scream stop stop.
Your turn, make it quick.
chop chop.

#4 Digits

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Posted 09 July 2004 - 04:41 PM

my serve 2, wrote it real quick, as theres still plenty more serves. Oh ermm

READ AT YOUR OWN RISK, SOME CONTENT NOT SUITABLE FOR YOUNGER VIEWERS

I think Vader loves shoving things up in my poop shoot/
It starts with a new-shoe, but at the end a 6 he'll be dressed in a tu-tu/
Begging for me to bend over his chu-chu in his new-room/
Oh god, what if he starts slapping my ass, beggin for more/
He's an American, he's got guns, I can't start slapping him back, hes ready for war/
I guess i'll have to pull an osama, and blow his dick outa my ass/
Feels like i'm in labour-pushing so hard, just to release a little a gas/
So he pulls his dick out, it's covered in shit now/
Oh god, he's pissed now, no worries, if he fights like he rhymes, he'll get hit-down/
flipped-round, my lyrical content. got him on the tip a my pen, and he's my bitch now/

#5 VaderOnIce

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Posted 18 July 2004 - 08:23 PM

You think I'm pissed? This ain't even a tiff
this is more like something i wipe my ass with.
sorry for the delay by the way,
Mister "Vader can I please live with you in the F-L-A."
Don't you try that "This is something I didn't say."
You even sent me a picture of you spreading your cheeks all the way.
Now look, don't get me wrong cause at the end of the day
if you want to shove a bale of hay
in there you gotta ask me if it's ok.
You do what you want to do if it makes you
go woohoo when you play with da poop chute.

#6 Digits

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Posted 28 July 2004 - 10:43 PM

I seen you bought a gat, thats good, you'll need-protection/
cause imma beat your ass and school you, like i'm techin-lessons/
and fuck the F-L-A, full of people so fat, you can't even guess-they-weight/
and from the pictures i've seen, your one of them, bitch it's obscene/
how your mom can be so hot, and your well.. not, is beyond the scriptures of me/
I seen you've got a tatoo, of a battman symbol/
i'm suprised people don't randomly stab you, then laugh a little/
you sausage sucking american, I see why they call you vader on ice/
cause your voice is deep, yet it sqeeks, from all the fucking you do in the night/
And the reason it squeeks, from the times that you fuck, is because you got something lodged in your butt/

#7 St.Jimmy

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Posted 10 June 2005 - 05:22 PM

ok heres mine


by
sigh
guy
lie
tie
cry
and BYE!!!!!!

shades.gif next fity shades.gif

but thats a tuffy but....i think vader won strongbad.gif

#8 etru_scan

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 11:56 AM

Dont discuss internal clan affairs in a public forum, please. Oldest rule in the book. Just dont take the bait, let moderators handle the trolls.

#9 VaderOnIce

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 12:59 PM

Lickety split, jiminy cricket
digits has bought all the tickets
for the butt pirate show
look out there he goes
and when he'll stop taking it no one knows.
Mr. Paintball, mr, can't rhyme at all
got fucked in the ass so much
they even ate yer balls
So how do you pick it?
Do you turn it and lick it
or do you just run bent over
squealing down the halls?

Auto cocker?
Testicle chomper?
I bet you got rainbows drawn on your hopper.
I bet you shoot dem balls curvy like an eight
Cause you hate pussy and you sure ain't straight.
Now I ain't sayin nothing wrong with lovin a bloke
but if you can take a dick, you can take a joke.

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#10 VaderOnIce

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 01:00 PM

BTW, this is just a continuation of my battle with digits.

#11 etru_scan

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 02:36 PM

and rather more on topic than the previous digressions in this thread.

gg, nice rhymes, keep em flowin.. specially you john, i had no idea you wrote so well. shit ! the man never ceases to amaze me, even in death..

#12 St.Jimmy

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 03:28 PM

not me? sad.gif cryingsmiley.gif

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 05:15 PM

Naw, youre still alive, you dont count.

#14 St.Jimmy

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Posted 13 June 2005 - 05:50 PM

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#15 Digits

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Posted 31 July 2005 - 12:51 PM

hahaha

"Auto cocker?
Testicle chomper?
I bet you got rainbows drawn on your hopper.
I bet you shoot dem balls curvy like an eight
Cause you hate pussy and you sure ain't straight.
Now I ain't sayin nothing wrong with lovin a bloke
but if you can take a dick, you can take a joke."

That was nice lol.. I'll write something if I get some time.. Someone hook me up with a place in BC!!




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